Who likes pee on the seat? Girls don’t (as perennial squatters) and neither do guys (perhaps squatting less frequently but arguably with more purpose), so surely something is out of line that we keep returning to dribble covered seats and making the experience all the more horrific. SURELY something can be done?!?!

I just might have the solution.

Fox Clothing South Africa were in Cape Town for the Pro - X, which went down in Malmesbury over the weekend. Part of the event was a wakeboarding demonstration but this was cancelled when the pools holding the water broke open, spilling 200 00 litres of water and ruining any chance of riding.

Determined to get into water of some kind they guys packed everything up and headed in search of a spot to ride, arriving in downtown city centre. There were a few waders in the Adderley fountain and that looked like the perfect opportunity to get wet.

Tasty treats and stylish stuff at Century City Natural Goods Market
Calling foodies, fashionistas, green and stylish shoppers! If you like to buy fresh organic produce and creative arts, crafts and clothes direct from source, then head off to the Century City Natural Goods Market on Sunday, March 7.
This distinctive market, with its great selection of quality products available in a relaxing and safe environment, is the perfect place to chill out with friends and family.

Come and savour an authentic Mexican breakfast and enjoy delicious and healthy gourmet meals: Cumin’s famous butter chicken curry, smoked fish, fishcakes, biltong, cheeses, beer, champagne, wine, specialty coffees, pickles, preserves, olives, freshly baked farm breads, confectionary, honey, rusks, koeksisters, cakes, cookies, fresh juice and smoothies.

The stalls are shaded under stretch Bedouin tents, created by Touareg, on the village green at Intaka Island. The on-site clubhouse has seating facilities, and offers coffee, tea and a bar. Visitors can also enjoy boat trips from Intaka Island to Canal Walk.

If you are looking for gifts, there will be stalls selling quality crafts and clothing at reasonable prices, or you can spoil yourself with fabulous natural body care products and jewelry.
African Tails will be hosting another adoption day and Lucky Lucy, the famous railway line doggie, will be making a guest appearance for all her loving supporters and mutt lovers.
Best of all, there are loads of activities for children such as a jumping castle and go kart track.

Date: Sunday 7 March 2010
Trading Hours: 09h00 - 14h00

Location: Central Park, Park Lane in Century City (follow Intaka Island signs)
There is ample and secure parking.

Directions: If you are coming from Cape Town along the N1, take the Sable road turn off, at the top of the off ramp turn left. Follow the road around the bend into Ratanga Rd. Follow Ratanga Road and at the third set of robots, turn right into Century Boulevard. Go over one speed bump, and you will come to a circle, go around the circle, and exit it right (3 o'clock) into Century Way (follow Intaka Island signs). Once in Century Way take your first left into Park Lane. You will see the Clubhouse on your right.

Contact & Enquiries:
Email: naturalgoodsmarket@gmail.com
Tel/Fax: 021 531 2173

In my perennial quest for the ultimate literary taboo there is nothing more controversial than death. The dead must be respected, even cherished, regardless of their sins committed while flatly footed on mother earth. It doesn’t matter whether you were embezzling tax dollars, poaching animals or the foreman for a Ku-Klux-Klan Nazi foot fetish society; passing on is a sure way for some sort of final respect to be earned.  Utter bollocks! Our alcoholic former health minister, loved by garlic and beetroot farmers alike, passed away in the last year from, yip you guessed it; liver failure. Saturating your body with enough liquor to power a Fiat Punto and committing a minor genocide through continued AIDS denialism does not garner any kind of admiration. Frankly I’m glad she’s gone, another stain cleansed from our tarnished carpet of political history. And while I sit here awaiting a lightning bolt to strike me down for my moral indiscretions, I’m taking a look at the 2009 calendar year and thinking it wasn’t a good one to be a celebrity. And most of these deaths were not “natural causes”. Sure you have Beatrice Arthur, that beloved old sex kitten from the Golden Girls, who  kicked the bucket at 86. And while I cant be sure, I’m near certain she was wearing a crotchless cow girl suite when her lights went out. But on the whole,  there were some eerie passings this last 12 months. Circumspect deaths were in greater abundance than black eyes on Rihanna; and they don’t seem to be stopping anytime soon. So heres a plea to celebrities for 2010; don’t operate heavy machinery, drive at the speed limit and don’t overdo the Viagra if you’re a sexually adventurous 85 year old with a heart condition.

So if you live in the Mother City and have any culture at all you would by now have visited, one of the popular restaurants in Cape Town, Bombay Bicycle Club. And if you haven't well get there soon, its sick, i swear ;)

Well anyway i wanted to take a moment to appreciate the owners 'style' or should we say 'attention to detail'. have a look @ this little beauty that comes with the bill. screw mints, we all know what the best way to settle a good meal is!