Who likes pee on the seat? Girls don’t (as perennial squatters) and neither do guys (perhaps squatting less frequently but arguably with more purpose), so surely something is out of line that we keep returning to dribble covered seats and making the experience all the more horrific. SURELY something can be done?!?!

I just might have the solution.

Admittedly, I might not always have the tidiest bedroom in the city, but when it comes to bathroom business I really do not muck about... excuse the pun. I always put the seat up when I pee, whether I’m inebriated beyond recognition or in a public toilet that looks more like a mudslide (shivers) than a place of relief. While my imagery is rather graphic, everyone can picture that place and it must make you stir inside to want that to never happen again.

I might offer that peace of mind.

It all comes back to tradition if you ask me. Times have changed and our perceptions of things have to. So I ask this, do we really need to put the toilet seat down when we are done, or from another angle, should the toilet seats normal position be down???

No longer do I think so.

As I eluded to, I am pretty meticulous when I’m in the bathroom, and will always put the seat down, but I know all too well that fellow males do not take such care, piddling as if the seat was where they were aiming and not even flushing afterwards to pretend they care. Why should we (guys and girls) have to deal with this?

Unfortunately, I do not think it is possible to change the mind set of these Neanderthal men, so my solution does not come from there. But if we simply decided the seats were always to be left up, then maybe we might have a solution.

Think about it, useless male comes in, does his worst, you come in, pop the fresh seat down and get on your way. It works for girls and it works for guys because I know that when it comes to numero 2, I’d be willing to go that extra move in the sake of cleanliness. The seat would always be clean, and when you done, you pop it back (out of the way) for the next pleb with a skew urethra.

Problem solved as far as I’m concerned, and with everyone using the toilet numerous times a day, I’d call it a rather pressing issue.

Seat up....Clean toilets for the win!