Thabo, Manto and Jacob … oh yes and let’s not forget Julius (foursome wasn’t quite as catchy….) But don’t dismay simply because you navigated here in search of some spicy sex secrets – I promise that below lie some of the most scandalous, saucy, stupid and surprising sentences you have ever read J

 

Jacob Zuma : How ironic that when one searches for this controversial man on Wikipedia- a fast growing primary source for the internet generation – the image shown is of JZ with an Aids Ribbon pinned to his breast (see – breast is sexual…) In November 2005 Jacob Zuma was accused of rape and admitted to having unprotected sex. He stated that he proceeded to shower after the intercourse to “cut the risk of contracting HIV.” This man is now the President of the ANC – the leading party in South Africa, and possibly our next President. Hooray for South African politics!

 

The South African National HIV Survey estimated that 10.8% of all South Africans over 2 years old were living with HIV in 2005. Jacob Zuma was the head of the ANC National AIDS Council at the time of this accusation. He believed that having a shower after sexual intercourse would help prevent him from contracting AIDS. HIV is a virus that is transmitted via bodily fluids and cannot be interrupted, removed or prevented with soapy water.

 

After being accused of rape, Jacob Zuma was given the full support of the ANC Women’s League. At the pinnacle of this league once sat Winnie Mandela (Or otherwise known as Winnie The Poo). On April 24 2003 Winnie was found guilty on 43 counts of fraud and 25 of theft. These charges had related to a funeral fund that Winnie Mandela and Andy Moolman used to allegedly take money from applicants. In July 2004, however, the Pretoria High Court ruled that “the crimes were not committed for personal gain.” Winnie Mandela however did make money through this ‘Funeral Fund.’ Well done South African judiciary system!

 

Winnie Mandela also formed a ‘team‘ she called The Mandela United Football Team. This ‘Team’ was allegedly used to eliminate opposition to the ANC and also to torture and murder informers. One of the methods used was to place a burning tyre around a person’s neck. Stompie Sepei, a fourteen year old boy, was murdered by this ‘Football Team’. Winnie Mandela’s team stood trial for this crime. The court originally ruled that Winnie Mandela was guilty of the murder of Stompie however the judgement was then suspisciously overturned and Winnie’s bodyguard was convicted instead.

 

 Above is a picture of Stompie Sepei.

 

ONE OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD COMING FROM A FACTION OF THE ANC BELOW (THIS IS HUGE)

 

After this trial against Winnie Mandela’s Football Team rumors surfaced of her infidelity and Nelson Mandela filed for a divorce. The ANC National Executive Committee acknowledged this football team and expressed “concern” and yet stated that - in her situation Winnie was left “vulnerable to committing mistakes.” The mistake they are referring to is the murder of fourteen-year old Stompie. The same ANC official statement then reminds the reader of Winnie’s “contribution to the struggle.” Typical. This statement can be viewed on the web address http://www.anc.org.za/ancdocs/pr/1989/pr0218.html

 

More recently Winnie Mandela was denied a Canadian VISA (nobody wants her) and on November 21st she became the leader of the ANC’s National Executive Committee – yes, the same committee that acknowledged her ‘Football Team’ and the murder it committed.

 

Thabo Mbeki was the first ANC member to show support for Winnie Mandela after her murder ordeal. He invited her to sit next to him and his wife at an important ANC event.

 

Thabo Mbeki was until recently our President, he appointed the interesting choice of Manto Tshabalala Msimang as the ANC Health Minister. Manto has been in hospital for a liver transplant due to alcoholic liver cirrhosis. Her new liver was taken from a teenage suicide victim. Manto is currently still drinking alcohol. These facts all took time to come out as the ANC ensured that

 

• Blood tests were filed under a different name

• Hospital staff signed forms of confidentiality

• The Minister’s previous medical records were removed

 

It is also allegedly true that Manto Tshabalala Msimang did not qualify for a liver transplant and yet her status as the Minister of Health ensured that she got a new liver and could continue drinking as soon as possible.

 

DID YOU KNOW THAT MANTO IS A THIEF?

 

Manto Tshabalala Msimang was convicted of theft in the 1970’s for stealing a watch and other items from a fellow patient in Athlone Hospital, Botswana – possibly to buy herself a bottle of Johnnie Black?

 

To read the Sunday Times article on the Health Minister of the ANC go to: http://www.thetimes.co.za/SpecialReports/Manto/Article.aspx?id=542808

 

 

READ ON FOR SOME OF THE DUMBEST THINGS SAID BY POLITICIANS – EVER !!!

 

The now ex-President of South Africa stated, when being interviewed by the Washington Post - “Personally, I don't know anybody who has died of Aids, I really, honestly don't". This statement was confirmed by the Presdient’s spokesperson Bheki Khumalo. Thabo Mbeki has also long denied the link between HIV and AIDS. HIV is the Virus that causes one to get the Symptoms of AIDS. This is a medical fact. The Mbeki interview can be found at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3143850.stmI I have actually written a few (by a few I mean about a hundred) eloquent letters to Thabo (and the head of the caucus etc etc) and the reply I constantly receive is " The members of the ANC have read your letter and will take your point of view into consideration." How the hell can we believe you.. How the hell can we believe you ... you lie you lie you Liiieeeee.

 

Thabo Mbeki at The State of The Nation address 2007 stated that “we have set ourselves as a nation - to build a better life for all, in a country that no longer contains within it and represent (he clearly has an incredible grasp over the English language) much that is ugly and repulsive in human society.” In my opinion that is an unusual comment – greed is repulsive, rape is repulsive, the abuse of power is repulsive, murder is repulsive, stealing is repulsive, corruption is repulsive, lying is repulsive, violence is repulsive . These attributes are being displayed not just by our country – but by our Government.

 

JULIUS, JULIUS… WHAT HAST THOU DONST…

 

Julius Malema – head of the ANC Youth League. According to records verified by the Education Department he passed matric with Es in Sepedi HG and second language Afrikaans HG, an F in geography HG, D in history SG and a C in second language English HG.

 

 In 2003, as head of Cosas, Malema said in a statement that the student union would do anything, including "burning the prison she is locked in", to prevent the jailing of Winnie Madikizela-Mandela. What an A-hole.

 

In June 2008 Malema made international headlines by apparently vowing that the Youth League would take up arms if Jacob Zuma continues to be prosecuted for alleged fraud and corruption. In an address to a Youth Day rally in Thaba Nchu, where Zuma was in attendance, Malema said:"Let us make it clear now: we are prepared to die for Zuma. Not only that, we are prepared to take up arms and kill for Zuma."

 

The Democratic Alliance subsequently requested a Human Rights Commission investigation as in a speech prepared for delivery at a funeral, Malema said: "We must also intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution, which include the DA and a loose coalition of those who want to use state power to block the ANC president's ascendancy to the highest office of the land."

 

In a statement on 4 August 2008, Helen Zille, the leader of the DA, said: "The discourse surrounding Zuma's trial has shifted rapidly from the menacing rhetoric perpetrated by Julius Malema and others, to an all-out declaration of war by former soldiers. This is effectively a promise of a military coup if the courts find against Zuma".

 

Most recently Malema has made unsubstantiated claims that the Scorpions were in fact agents of British MI6. Yes – really. He said that they intended to undermine the ANC for the apartheid "agents".

 

 

SOME INTERESTING THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW….

 

“In June 2007, the South African Police Service released the national annual crime statistics covering the period of April 2006 through March 2007. Indicating crime rates remain alarmingly high in the country. Most concerning is the increase in violent crime.

Country-wide murder increased by 2.4 percent (19,202); home invasions up 25.4 percent (12,761); carjackings up 6 percent (13,599); aggravated robbery up slightly (92,021); business robbery up 6.5 percent (6,689); cash in-transit robbery up 21.9 percent (467); and bank robbery almost doubled (129).”

https://www.osac.gov/Reports/report.cfm?contentID=71513

 

“Analysts have raised questions over the fact that Eskom is exporting as much electricity as it is, with the last quarter of 2007 showing that exports increased by 2.8%. http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/Power_Crisis/Home/

 

“The ownership of Eskom vests in the South African government”

http://www.eskom.co.za/live/content.php?Category_ID=14

 

 

“It is interesting to note that the 13 589 GWh of electricity sold to other countries is higher than the total residential electricity sales in South Africa during the period in question.”

 

“…they have been informed that Zimbabwe does not pay for the electricity supplied to it by Eskom – something that will not sit well with electricity starved South Africans.”

http://mybroadband.co.za/news/General/2580.html

 

 

 

So I’m guessing you’re probably just annoyed that I didn’t say anything about threesomes… J