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Feb 01
2012

3rd Wave Feb 2012 line ups

Posted by Dave Ireton in Techno music

Dave Ireton

 

R10 Tequilas all night

Thursday 2nd Feb @Sapphire, Camps Bay

Ivan Turanjanin
Fogshow
Plaigarhythm

Jan 31
2012

An Interpretive Guide to the ANCYL's Way of Speaking

Posted by kyle stroebel in tender

kyle stroebel

As our leading political party readies itself for an internal battle in Bloemfontein later this year, it has become clear that it is not about whose political ideologies serve the greater good but rather who has the biggest penis and what tricks can be performed when swirling it as a baton. In typical ANC fashion the one team of Jacob and Secretary-general Gwede Mantashe will be using a skewered measuring tape that gives a penile length reading longer than it actually is, while in the opposite corner Julius and his band of intellectual juggernauts will be using an accurate measuring tape but just telling, or rather yelling, a highly exaggerated figure. Regardless of the outcome there will be a lot of dick in a relatively confined space and ultimately they will bend the country over the table and have their sweet fucking way with her. But somehow they must validate using the Rainbow Nation as a three dollar hooker and as a result the mouthpiece of the organization (and not just because he has the biggest lips), Queen Julius Malema has coined certain phrases that are generic, ambiguous and make white people the world over collectively shit themselves. To dull these irrational fears I have constructed a few brief definitions to calm the storm:

 

Jan 25
2012

The 3rd wave, Thursday 26th January Line Up

Posted by Dave Ireton in Techno music

Dave Ireton

Sapphire - The 3rd Wave

Thursday 26th Jan Line up

We have some big music men coming in this Thursday to play us some music...

Jan 20
2012

Girls, what are they?

Posted by Dave Ireton in goldfish stagedive fail

Dave Ireton

 

Jan 20
2012

Introducing... The Bayside Butlers- Your online bottle store

Posted by James Gilmour in bayside butlers

James Gilmour

I have a great new service to fill you all in about. 

bayside butlers

Im sure like me many of you will have been in a situation where you are sitting at home and suddenly you realize your booze supplies have fallen below optimum levels... Well finally we have a solution for you! 

 

Jan 18
2012

Pascal & Pearce, El Gordo & Fogshow @ Sapphire Thursday

Posted by Dave Ireton in Sapphire Camps Bay

Dave Ireton

3rd Wave - Techno Music

Jan 18
2012

Chinese New Year Party at Nisha Night Club - Relive New Year's Eve in Style!

Posted by Debrah Rosenberg in party

Debrah Rosenberg

 

Chinese New Year Party at Nisha Night Club - Relive New Year's Eve in Style

Jan 15
2012

Care To Paddle?

Posted by Shella Alan in Sea

Shella Alan

If you're like me you have noticed many kayaks departing at sunrise or sunset from Granger Bay and if you're like me you have not done much more than look on wishfully while they row away, from shore into the open waters ,with nothing but a light weight oar on board. I decided that it was time to try this sport, and hobby, out for myself.

 

Dec 21
2011

It's that time again...

Posted by Ilze Meiring in Untagged 

Ilze Meiring

Wishing everyone a wonderful festive season! See you at rock the river!

c

Dec 20
2011

3rd Wave- Thursday 22nd December B-team, D-Maslo and Che Cherry, Fogshow

Posted by Dave Ireton in Camps Bay Techno

Dave Ireton

 Thursday 22nd December 

R10 Tequilas all night

D-Maslo & Che Cherry

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