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Okay, so most men, sometime in life, have the "lets start a band moment"! i have had many...During one of these i decided to investigate some good names, but mainly just found a bunch of shockers! Here is a list of some great examples... These are all real, believe it or not!

A

A Band Named Bob
A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce A Boy Named Gomer A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake Above Average Weight Band Abracadaver
Abstract Penis Brigade
Actual Size
Adickdid Adios Pantalones
Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth
Adult Children of Heterosexuals Adventures in Shrubbery
The Advil Monkey
Aerosol Methods
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Afraid Of Figs
Afrodiziac
Agnes Morehead
Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast The Al Roker Death Cult Wind Ensemble
Al's Heimers
Albino Toilet Boys Alcoholocaust
Alien Ant Farm
Alien Nymphos from Uranus
The Alien Puppets
Alien Sex Fiend All You Can Eat
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death
The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine
Amish Meth Lab
Amputatoe
Amputease
The Anally Devoted Husbands
Anal Speech Therapy
An Emotional Fish
Angry Amputees
Angry Salad
Angry Samoans Anus the Menace
Apocolypse Hoboken Are These My Pants?
Armed and Hammered
Armpit
Army of Prawns
The Arrogant Worms
Arthur Loves Plastic Ashtray Boy The Atomic Bitchwax
Automatic Daffodils
Attila The Stockbroker Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice
Ayatollah Mama Please

B

Badical Turbo Radness
The Bad Livers Bad Mutha Goose
Bad Tequila Experience
Baldilocks
Ball Point Banana
Baloney Ponys
Bananafishbones
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Barbie Bones
Barefoot Hockey Goalie
Barenaked Ladies
Barf
Barnyard Slut
Barry White Boys Barstool Prophets
Bassholes BBQ Platypus
Bearded Itchy Lover Beats the Hell Out of Me Beatnik Termites
Beef Masters Beerbellied Scum From Central Bucks County
The Bendy Monsters Ben Dover and the Screamers
Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
Bernie the Trailer Park Queen and the Deadbeat Dads
Bertha's Mule Betty Ford
Betty's Not a Vitamin
Beverley Beer Bellies
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Big Ass Truck
Big Balls and the Great White Idiot Big Dead Fish
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
Big Fish Ensemble
Big Head Cat
Big White Undies
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
Bimbo Toolshed
Bionic Roomate
The Bisquit Tits
Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas Bizzare Czars
Bjorn Again
Black Moth Super Rainbow
Bleeding Rectum Bloated Scrotum
Bloated Tick
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
Bloody Stools
Blueballs Deluxe Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Body Falling Down Stairs
Boiled Angel
Bondage A Go Go
Bonerama
Bongo Sherbet and the Electrified Yeti Wobblers
Bongzilla Bordering On Retarded Boris the Sprinkler
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
BowWowWowHaus Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Brad Pitt Live and Nude
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Britney Spearchuckers
Broadzilla
Brutal Juice
Brutal Noodle
Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
Bullwinkel Gandhi
Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
Bulimia Banquet The Bumpin' Uglies
Burger Pimp
Bus Station Loonies
Busted Rubbers
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
Butt Trumpett
Butthole Surfers

C

The Callous Taoboys
Caltransvestites Candy Striper Death Orgy Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries
Captain Drinking Binge Cardiac Zach and the Defibulators
Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine Caucasian Invasion
Chain Smokin' Alter Boys
The Charging Tyrannosaurus of Despair
Cherry Coke Enema
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Chia Pet
The Chicken Charmers Chickens On Smack
Chief Brody & the Bigger Boat
Children of the Vending Machine
Chocolate Bunnies From Hell Chocolate Watchband
Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen Cobaine's Brains Colon On The Cob Colostomy Grab-Bag Compulsive Gamblers
Concrete Octopus
Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes The Couch Slugs The Crab Cometh Forth
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies Crazy Taco Cafeteria Crazy Uncle Larry and his Troupe of Molotov Cocktail Jugglers
Crispy Ambulance Crocheted Doughnut Ring Crosseyed Chicken Cultivated Bimbo The Cunning Runts Curious George and the Homophobes Curl Up And Die
Cycle Sluts From Hell

D

Dairy Queen Empire
Dali's Car
Damn the Bad Luck Dancing Cigarettes
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
Danger Wank
David Devant & His Spirit Wife
Dead Fish Prophecy Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
The Dead Pants (Die Toten Hosen)
Debbie Harry's Armpit Crew
Deepthroat Shotgun Dick Cheese and the Crackers Dick Davis and the Dicktones
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Dick Donkeys Dawn Dick Duck and the Dorks
Dick Nibbler's All-star Weenie Roast
The Dick Nixons Dicky Retardo Dicks on Fire
Did Lee Squat? Diesel Dick and the Dipsticks
Dirt Clod Fight Disgruntled Postal Workers Dog Food Five Dogs With Jobs Domino's Delivery Boyz
Don Knotts Overdrive Doris Daze
Doug and the Slugs
Dow Jones and the Industrials
Downy Mildew Dracula Milk Toast Drag King
Dragmules Draw Your Own Cow
Dreaded Apparatus Drew Barrymore's Dealer
Drive By Crucifixion Drive-In Funeral Drunks With Guns Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
Duckbutter
Dukes of Hazardous Material
Dumpster Juice

E

e. coli
Earthpig and Fire
Ear Wacks
Edith Head Ed Gein's Car Ed's Redeeming Qualities
Elastic Sausage Electric Al and the Poison Dart Frog McNuggets
Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars Elegant Doormats
Elizabeth Taylor's Husbands
The Elvis Diet Endangered Feces
Epileptic Disco
Ethyl Merman
Everpresent Fullness
Eve's Plumb Evil Beaver
The Evil Elvii
Evil Weiner Experimental BBQ Exploding Boy Exploding Head Trick
Exploding White Mice

F

Fabulous Amputators
Fabulous Pimps
Fangboy and the Ghouls
The Farting Ghosts
The Fartz
The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
Fat Luv
Fat Welfare Moms On Dust
The F.C.C(The Flying Cunts of Chaos)
Fearless Iranians From Hell
The Fierce Nipples The Fifty Foot Hose
50 Naked Midgets
Fire on Your Sleeve
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
Flaming Box of Ants Flaming Lips
Flamin' Schnanuses
Flavor of Uranus
Flogging Molly
Flopping Bodybags
Flying Dustbunnies
Flying Elmo's
Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
Four Out of Five Doctors
The Fred Mertz Experience
Freda Fuselage And The Wingwalkers
Free Beer
Free Beer and Chicken
Free Range Chicken
The French are from Hell
Freud Chicken
Frogs Don't Cry
Fromage d'Amour
Frosted Suede
Frumious Bandersnatch
Full Throttle Aristotle
Full Metal Chicken
Funky Green Dogs From Outer Space
Furious George

G

GangGreen
Gangway Fathead Garbage
Gaye Bikers on Acid The Gaza Strippers
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Gelvis Pressly
Genitorturers
Get Reality Over With. Take Hallucinogens (G.R.O.W.T.H)
Girl Scout Handgrenade
The Glands of External Secretion
Global Disrobal
God's Girlfriend
Goldfish Don't Bounce
The Go Kill Yourselves
Go Nad Go
Gonoreagan
Gonnorhea Pizzaria
Grand Master Ass-Blaster and the Pimp-Slap Crew
Gravity Ass
Grim Skunk
Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
Gringo Star
The Grilled Cheeze Fiasco
Guess My Perversion
Guitarantula Guns N' Wankers
Gut Full of Cheese
Guyana Koolaid

H

Habitual Sex Offenders The Hair & Skin Trading Co. Haircuts That Kill
Hakan Sleeps Naked
Half Man, Half Biscuit Halibutt Sharon
Halo of Flies Hamster Sandwich Han Solo and the Chewbaccas
The Happiest Guys In the World
Hard-drinkin' Housewives
Harry Palms and the Gym Towels Headlice of Doom
Head Like a Hole?
Heavy Pink Insulator
Heavy Vegetable
Hefty Pink Labia Lips
Helen Keller Plaid
Helicopter Barfs
Hell Toupee
Hellacopter Meat
Hello I'm A Truck
Henry Kissinger's Tits
Here, Eat This!
Her Majesty the Baby
Herpes Cineplex
He's Dead Jim
Heterophobia
Heywood Trout Festival
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler Stole My Potato
Hitler's Missing Testicle
Hockey Teeth
Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Holy Mary, Mother of Bert
Homer and the Sexuals
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
The Hostile Amish
Hot Buttered Aspirin
Hot Rod Shopping Cart
House of Large Sizes The Hurling Tandooris

I

I Buried Paul I Got Shot By Dick Cheney
I Love My Shih-Tzu
Ice Cream Headache
Icky Boyfriends
Identity Crisis
If Cows Had Wings If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them
Immaculate Infection
Impotent Seasnakes Individual Fruit Pie
Infected Mushroom
The Inflatable Boy Clams Inflatable Dates
Inflatable Party Sheep
The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac Interspecies Love Child The Introspective Playboy Invisible Flintstones
Iowa Beef Experience Iron Liver Iron Prostate
Italians Obsessed with Cheese
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE

J

Jabbering Trout
Jason's Cat Died
Jason's Gay Haircut
Jazz Iguanas
The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
Jerry's Kids Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers
Jesus Christ Super Fly Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jiggle the Handle
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
Joan of Arkansas Jodie Foster's Army
Joe Buck Yourself
Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits
John Cougar Concentration Camp
John Denver's Co-Pilot
John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler
Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams
Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes
Jolly Naked Fishermen
Jonestown Punch
Juggling Death Squad
Junior High Burnout
Just Plain Cheese

K

Kamakazi Sex Pilots
Karl Maldens Nose
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kenfunky Fried Kerrigan's Knees
The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines
The Killer Hayseeds
Killer Kiwis
Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys
Kinky Slinky
Kiss My Poodles Donkey
The Kitshickers
Knee Deep Shag
Kung Foo Dykes
Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
K.Y. and the Backsliders

L

Lance Armstrong and the One Ballers
Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers
Lawnsmell
Leonard Skinhead
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel Lee Press-On and the Nails
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lick, the Dog
Limp Wrist
Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch Lord Panic and the Exploders
Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple Lost Underpants of Doom
Lothar and the Hand People
Lubricated Goat
The Luminous Toilet Bowls Lung Mustard
The Lust Penguins
Luxury Christ
Lyin' Bitch and the Restraining Orders

M

Maggot Sandwich Man...or Astro-Man? Manson-Nixon Line Mao Tse Helen
Mary Carves the Chicken
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics Mary Tyler Morphine
Mayhem Lettuce McAlbert Fish Sandwich
Me and Sir Octagon
Meat Puppets
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Mega Smegma
Melissa's House of Crabs
Men Among Poodles
Men With Issuses
Mermaids In the Basement
Microwavable Tree Frogs Mill Valley Taters Minnie Pearl Necklace Minnie Pearl's Jam
The Minstrel Cramps
Mr. Holland's Anus
Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers
Mr. T Experience
Mogen David and the Grapes of Wrath
Moist Fist The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
More Drunk Cowboys The Morning Shakes
The Most Sordid Pies
Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn]
Mother Tucker's Yellow Duck
Mouse and the Traps
The Muscular Lesbians
Mussolini Headkick Mustard Plug
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
My Friend the Chocolate Cake
My Other Car is Even Crappier
My Three Scum
My White Bread Mom
Myth America

N

Naked Potato Naked David Hasselhoff
Nascar Fanatics
Natural Fonzie
Naugahyde Chihuahuas
Navigators Of Carrots
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
Ned's Atomic Dustbin New Squids on the Dock Nip Drivers
The Nipple Erectors
No Pants Bandits
No Way Sis (Oasis tribute band)
Nocturnal Emissions
Nomad Nipples Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Not Now I'm Naked
Not With My Camel
Nurse With Wound
Nuts Can Surf

O

Oedipussy Old Bathtub Hag
Old Lady Driver
Once I Killed a Gopher With a Stick
The Only Alternative and His Other Possibilities
Operation Cliff Claven
The Orange Jews
Orange Juice After Toothpaste
Organic Condom Mazda Drugs Our Manager Told Us That Our Band Name Was Too Long and Difficult to Remember and That We Had to Change it So After a Long Brainstorming Session We Came Up With This One Because All the Other Ones Sucked

Outer Body Llama
Out of Godzilla's Butt
Out Vile Jelly
Ovarian Trolley Ozzy Beard Spaghetti

P

Pabst Smear Painful Rectal Itch Paisley Brain Cells
Paul Minor's Great Big Ego Paul Will Eat Himself
Peace Love and Pitbulls The Peanut Butter Conspiracy
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions People With Chairs Up Their Noses Pepto Dismal
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Phenobarbidols Phil McAvity and his Gerbils
Philemon Arthur and the Dung
Phlegm Fatale Phone Bill from Hell
Picadilly Circus People Pieces of Lisa
Pimps of Venus
Pink Slip Daddy Pissed Off Postmen
Planet of Pants
Plastic Nude Martini Playdough Fish Plump Harriet
Poo On A Stick
Poop Shovel
Popemobile Pontius CoPilot
Pork Queen Porn on the Cob Porn Flakes
Pornhuskers Possum Juice
Post Nasal Drip Poultry in Motion Pregnant Men Pretentious Flamedogs Printed At Bismarck's Death Professor Morrison's Lollipop Psychic Buddist Gorillas Psycho Sluts from Hell Public Enema Pure Bastard Extract
Purple Earthquake

Q

Quasimodo and the Eunuchs Queer Wookie
Question Mark & the Mysterians

R

Rainbow Butt Monkeys
The Rampant Hedgehogs
Rats of Unusual Size
Rebel Without Applause
Rectal Exam
Red Neck Girlfriend
Reluctant Stereotypes REO Speed Dealer
The Revolting Cocks
Rhythm Method Rodney King and the Nightsticks
Rolling Blackouts
Rolling Donut
Ronnie James Deoderant
Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
Royal Flush and the Jacks of All Trades
Rubber Nipple Salesmen
Rudimentary Peni
Rugburns
Rumplforskin
The Runz
Ryan Retardondo and the Get Down Syndrome

S

Sadista Sisters
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Satan’s Cheerleaders
Saturated Fat
Saturday's Garbage
Saturn's Flea Collar
Science Diet
Scary Chicken
Screaming Brocolli
The Screaming Hormones
Screaming Moist Accountants
Scrotum Pole
Semi Digested Curtain Rail
Sensitive New Age Cowpersons
74 Megs of Ryan
Severe Tire Damage
Sex Clark Five Skankin' Pickle
Sharon Stoned She Stole My Beer
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Shoot the Mime Shorty and the Disappointments
The Shower Scene from Psycho
Sinus Envy Sissy Boy Slap Party Sister Run Naked Six Organs of Admittance
Skadelic Smegma Skanorrhea and the Burning Sensations
Skunk Death
Sloppy Seconds
The Slutty Nunz
Sluts for Hire
Sly and the Family Jewels
Smegma & the Nuns Smelly Tongues Smorgasborgnine
Snotty Scotty and the Hankies
Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
Sofa Kingdom
Some Random Band
Son Of Sam Walton
Soothing Sounds For Baby
Sorry About Your Daughter
The Sound of Animals Fighting
Soup Dragons
Sour Puppet
Space Hog
Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy
Sparky the Lizard Hermaphrodite
Spastic Colon
The Spastic Rats
Special Ed and the Short Bus
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Stark Naked and the Car Thieves
Stiff Dead Cat
Stiff Richards Stinky Binky
Stinky Fire Engine
String Cheese Incident
St. Mucous
Stockhausen and Walkman
Stop Calling Me Frank
Stop Lookin' and Buy It
Straight Jacket Lucy
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
Stukas Over Bedrock
Stupid White People
Suicide Ninjitsu Penguin Assassin Squad
Suicide Shrimp Fiasco
Super Sonic Soul Pimps
The Surf Maggots
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Swearing at Motorists
Sweaty Bum Chunks
Sweaty Nipples
Swingin' Udders

T

Tastes Like Chicken
The Technochocolates
Technosquid Eats Parliament
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Ted Ed Fred
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Terry Dactyl and the Dinosaurs
Test Icicles
Testostertones
Thank God We're Immortal
The Baby Won't Eat His Corn Dog
The Quilted-Quicker-Picker-Upper, Bounty!
They Might Be Giants
They Tried To Frame OJ
They Were Expendable
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb
This Is Serious, Mum
Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
350,000 Crazed and Fully Africanized "Welcome to Disneyworld" Bees
Tickle Me Pink
Titty Bingo
To Live and Shave in LA
Toiling Midgets
Tonto's Expanding Headband
Too Fat to Skate Tooth Fuzz
Toxic Shock and the Tampons Toys That Kill
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Trailer Park Casanovas
Transatlantic Chicken Wicken No. 5
Traveling Dingleberries
Trench Coat Yuppies
Trotsky Icepick
Trout Fishing In America
Tupperware Death
Turkey Makes Me Sleepy
22 Toxic Chemicals
20,000 Leaks Under The Sink
Two Cow Garage
Two For Flinching
Two Minute Sinatra 2000 Flushes

U

UFOFU Ugly Head Ultimate Spinach Umbrella Full of Semen
Unidentified Rocking Objects
Uncle Bob Touched Me Underpants Machine The Urinals Urine Specimen Usless ID

V

Van Gogh's Ear The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness Vegetarian Meat
Venus and the Razor Blades Vermin from Venus
The Veronica Cartwrights
Vic Morrow's Head Vic Vaccume and the Attachments The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Vomit Launch

W

Waffles Against AIDS
Was I Naked We Go To 11
We The Peephole
The Well Hungarians
Well Strung Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
What Made Milwaukee Famous
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
Where's The Pope? The Whip-M-Out Girl's
White People Lie
White Trash Debutantes
Whorehouse of Representatives
Who The Hell Are You?
Willie Nelson Mandela
The Wizards of Twiddly
Woke Up Falling
Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
Wrecked ‘Em
The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers Wynona Ryders

Y

The Yams from Outer Space The Yeasty Girls
Yellow Snow
The Young and the Uselsess
You Need A Spanking
Your Damn Neighbors Your Naked Mother

Z

Zombies Under Stress
Zombina & The Skeletones
Zorro and the Blue Footballs
Zsa Zsa
Zulu Leprechauns

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